Note: This is not an actual Craigslist ad. This image was fabricated for your amusement.
If Lovie actually did make a Craigslist ad for these positions, what more would it say? "Do you get off the bus running?" How about "Creative play-callers need not apply." Post any suggestions you may have in the comments section below!

Can you play it safe and show little to no emotion?
ReplyDeleteCan you answer any question during a press conference by using one of 3 basic responses? example: *(insert player name)* is a good player. As of right now *(player)* is our *(position)*